Woo hoo!! Our First Quarter 2009 FReepathon is underway!! (Thread VI)

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[Jim Robinson]

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[Lady Jag]

what size bbl?

[Lady Jag]

One winter morning a couple was listening to the radio over breakfast. They hear the announcer say,  "We are going to have 8 to10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."

Norman goes out and moves his car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today.  You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."

Norman goes out and moves his car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today.  You must park..."

Then the power goes out. Norman is very upset, and with a worried look on his face says to his ever patient wife, "Honey, I don't know what to do.  Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"

With the love and understanding in her voice that all married women exhibit, she says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"

[luvie]

~~~spew~~~

[Lady Jag]

A young man and a young woman were soon to be married, but they both had a problem they had never told anyone else about. The man approached his father one day before the wedding and told him about his problem. His feet REALLY stunk, even if he washed them constantly, he was worried that this would scare off his new bride, so he needed a solution, fast. His father pondered the situation and finally told his son to wear socks constantly (even to bed) and always wash his feet whenever he got a chance.

The son thought about this and went along happy. The same day the young lady approached her mother and told her about her problem. Her morning breath was horrid. Her mother reassured her and told her everyone had bad morning breath. The young woman told her mother that this was not normal morning breath but easily the worst in the world. The mother thinks about this and comes up with this bright idea. She tells her daughter to get up earlier than everyone else and don't say a thing, go make breakfast and then brush her teeth while the others are eating. The young woman thinks and then runs off to get ready for the wedding, happy.

The couple is married and they are happy, him with his perpetual socks and her with her morning silences. One morning about 5:30 am the young man wakes up to find one sock missing. He starts rustling around in the bed looking for it, which of course wakes up his wife, who without thinking asks what's wrong. With a look of shock on his face the young man says, ''OH MY GOD! You've swallowed my sock!''

 

[luvie]

ROFL!!!

[Lady Jag]

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[luvie]

Ooooooooooo.......

[Lady Jag]

PLEASE DONATE

[Brad’s Gramma]

what size bbl?

Big. Really really big.

[Lady Jag]

Better hurry!

There might be a run on socks!

[Brad’s Gramma]

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[Alamo-Girl]

Buuuump!

[Brad’s Gramma]

This is the last time I warn you. CLICK IT!

[luvie]

LOL!

Good thinkin’!

I have...$ a day and monthly! :D

Thanks for the fun today!

GO TEXAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Brad’s Gramma]

Thank you TOO!!!

Hope Rush doesn’t mind........ (gulp)

[Brad’s Gramma]

Whoops.

You meant the sock....I forGOT about the sock...

Hope the SOCK doesn’t mind! :)

[Fichori]

Awww, beautiful story!

It is as long as it looks and worth every minute ;-)

Thank you.

[E.G.C.]

BTTT

[GodBlessUSA]

Enjoyed reading this, Lady Jag :)
Thank you

[absolootezer0]

Just gotta point out that MI has hit 10.6% unemployment now.
yay mi.