Posted on 01/23/2009 8:13:57 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Aafter that last caller - we need a rousing rendition of Glenn Beck’s Obama National anthem...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l46t_nrySg4
Old flags are burned. Ceremoniously and with reverence.
If you have a local American Legion, at least once a year they should hold a Flag Retirement Ceremony and will gladly accept yours.
Fawn, an upside down flag denotes distress. As a conservative, you should not be distressed. You should know, that among those around you, you are the leader and will do your best despite the environment.
My favorite part was Palina and second favorite was Hillery (and Bubba).
Market don’t look too good today.
I’m sure it was, but those performers didn’t need to be standing there make believing they were playing music, when they weren’t!!!
Some have said using the distress signal of an upside-down flag is akin to yelling fire in a crowded theater. There is a story - haven't snoped it yet - that a school's safety patrol, tasked with the raising and lowering of the US Flag at school, made a mistake and sent it up blue field down. Someone saw it and called the police who responded. The kids got quite a grilling. That actually would be a good signal for a school in trouble so better not to dilute it. There are plenty of other ways to express your feelings.
Who's payin' fer that...?
Is it true Barama blew off the Medal of Honor inaugural ball?
The only president to do so in 56 years? And while we have troops in 2 theaters?
Somebody from our side made it down there. A news reporter said she saw a stand selling buttons saying, “Yes, we did!” and somebody was walking behind him with a sign that said, “Yes, we know.”
I have it saved in my favorites, for ever and ever, right next to the SNL rap with Palin.
Did anyone broadcast her state of the Alaska address last night? I didn’t bother to check....
It fits in with the grand plan. Involve the U.S. Military in a lot of actions, grind them down and demoralize them, reinstitute the draft, create chaos in the U.S., and institute his civilian defense force with sworn peace officer powers. It takes time to do these things, and a missile here and there is a good start.
Spose they’ll have fur rugs & flocked wallpaper?
Thank you. Since I won’t be conducting my own ceremony, I will find a VFW post. I won’t fly my flag upside down then— despite the fact my neighbors are all Zero supporters....but I would love to.
That is what I am thinking.
And all the while proclaim unity and purpose as a diversion.
I’m sure there were some on our side there. I figure they had to be there in person just to make sure it was really happening, shaking their heads in disbelief throughout the entire thing....
I suspect they’ll have whatever taste that decorator tells them to have.
American Legion Post.
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