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The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Friday, January 23, 2009
The EIB Network ^ | 01/23/09 | Rush Limbaugh

Posted on 01/23/2009 8:13:57 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.


TOPICS: Government; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: rush; rushlimbaugh; talkradio
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To: AGreatPer

I suppose I may be being a bit rough of them, for sure.


121 posted on 01/23/2009 10:06:33 AM PST by cleveland gop (Jack Bauer is back!!! Are you in a FLANK 2 position???)
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To: mylife
Pro-Abortion Catholic Caroline Kennedy Seeking Hillary Clinton's Senate Seat
122 posted on 01/23/2009 10:06:49 AM PST by mewzilla (In politics the middle way is none at all. John Adams)
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To: Canedawg

I agree..

This is classic political smoke


123 posted on 01/23/2009 10:06:53 AM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Just Lori

hey.....question....last night the fever broke and I soaked the bed sweatin but when I rolled over to get outta bed.....damn...I can’t walk......my lower back feels like a knife is in me.............why?

also...in the last 3 days I’ve drank 89 gallons of water but no food....2 single mcnuggets and 1 biscuit.....


124 posted on 01/23/2009 10:06:58 AM PST by advertising guy (I'd rather eat a pound of cat turds than set one toe in Mexico again)
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To: Just Lori

hey.....question....last night the fever broke and I soaked the bed sweatin but when I rolled over to get outta bed.....damn...I can’t walk......my lower back feels like a knife is in me.............why?

also...in the last 3 days I’ve drank 89 gallons of water but no food....2 single mcnuggets and 1 biscuit.....


125 posted on 01/23/2009 10:06:58 AM PST by advertising guy (I'd rather eat a pound of cat turds than set one toe in Mexico again)
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To: mewzilla

Better than a 100% approval rating from NAMBLA.


126 posted on 01/23/2009 10:07:08 AM PST by sono ("I love George W. Bush" - Dalai Lama)
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To: cleveland gop
What did Pelosi just say?

Missed it. I usually turn the stream off when the shows aren't on. I'm on dial-up and it's all I can do to FReep, surf and stream all at the same time.

127 posted on 01/23/2009 10:07:51 AM PST by hattend (Sarah Palin has run a fishing business, a city, and a state. All Obama has done is run his mouth.)
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To: Gary_Switling

I can’t bear to go DUmpster Diving. I don’t have my hazmat suit on.


128 posted on 01/23/2009 10:08:03 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia (1-20-13)
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To: Son House

The Government doesn’t blink at lowering standards for other occupations to accommodate affirmative action and quotas, so it is logical that the Government will lower construction standards to reward laziness and incompetency.


129 posted on 01/23/2009 10:08:06 AM PST by Enterprise (A Representive Republic - gone now. Foolish people.)
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To: Fawn
You can fly the Gadsden (Rattlesnake) Flag or the "Betsy Ross" flag as an alternative. Some wag said the 13 star arrangelemt of the Betsy looks like an "O" but I think that's a stretch. I'd recommend the Betsy as a salute to founding Constitutional principles.
130 posted on 01/23/2009 10:08:41 AM PST by NonValueAdded (Confidential to MSM: "Better Red than Read" is a failed business model.)
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To: hattend; cleveland gop

Pelosi’s upset because they upped the copay for botox.


131 posted on 01/23/2009 10:09:07 AM PST by sono ("I love George W. Bush" - Dalai Lama)
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To: mylife
I’m gonna go out on a limb here and predict that Barama will get Russia involved in Afghanistan further muddying the waters.

Now that would take a Messiah to pull that off.

The Ruskies want know part of Afghanistan because they already did that in the not so distant past.

The terrain makes it a high risk/low reward undertaking.

132 posted on 01/23/2009 10:09:07 AM PST by NeoCaveman (I'm a RINO, he's a RINO, wouldn't you like to be a RINO too...)
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To: Fawn

The Veterans of Foreign wars can help but that isnt one of their things.

I used to be a member.

There has to be an American Legion Post in your area.


133 posted on 01/23/2009 10:09:23 AM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: sono

It also is amazing that this moron has a doctorate.


134 posted on 01/23/2009 10:10:08 AM PST by Enterprise (A Representive Republic - gone now. Foolish people.)
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To: sono
LOL. Gillibrand will move further to the left after her appointment. I guarantee it. Or the DSCC will hang her out to dry come election time. Gillibrand will knuckle under.

BTW....

Q: What did President Obama say upon learning of the missile strike in Pakistan?

A: Oops.

135 posted on 01/23/2009 10:11:16 AM PST by mewzilla (In politics the middle way is none at all. John Adams)
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To: mylife
She is pretty.

Yes, but she needs a hat.

Image and video hosting by TinyPic

136 posted on 01/23/2009 10:11:20 AM PST by Fawn ("Trust me" -- Jack Bauer)
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To: advertising guy

If you drank all that water and didn’t pee it out, you might want to check you kidneys. That could also explain your lower back pain.

I’m not a doctor and I didn’t stay at any hotels/motels lately so the suggestion is worth what you paid for it.

Hope you feel better soon.


137 posted on 01/23/2009 10:11:37 AM PST by hattend (Sarah Palin has run a fishing business, a city, and a state. All Obama has done is run his mouth.)
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To: mewzilla

Gillibrand is pro choice, isnt that code for the same thing?


138 posted on 01/23/2009 10:12:06 AM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: advertising guy

OMG...your still sick and having troubles? Have you had a good day this last year at all?


139 posted on 01/23/2009 10:13:10 AM PST by Fawn ("Trust me" -- Jack Bauer)
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To: advertising guy

It might be your body is trying to readjust to not having the virus, and if you haven’t done much in the last couple of days, your back it gonna feel stiff as a board.

If you can, try to loosen up the back by using your legs and raising your knees up while flat, that will stretch out the back.

As far as food. Lots of soup and warm stuff, in moderation should keep you on the road to recovery.

And no, I did not stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!!!!!


140 posted on 01/23/2009 10:13:16 AM PST by cleveland gop (Jack Bauer is back!!! Are you in a FLANK 2 position???)
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