Posted on 01/22/2009 6:53:38 AM PST by MindBender26
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Diane Sawyer Still Obviously Intoxicated
The Inaugural Balls went on all night and it looks like Good Morning America's Diane Sawyer enjoyed the open bars. Thanks, ABC, for not pulling her off the air despite all this slurred nonsense.
Thanks to hero intern Bette Bentley for compiling this wonderful video of America's Drunkest Former Nixon Staffer Journalist mumbling things about children and boots.
CORRECTION, JESUS: Diane Sawyer did not attend a single ball! She was up all night reporting. So they just had her on GMA after a full 24 hours of being on television despite the fact that no news actually happened yesterday, or this morning. It was a sick Jackass-style stunt of some kind we think?
This is sort of a "We report. You decide" kind of thing.
(P.S. I changed the headline because it was very inaccurate, as is my spelling usually.)
:)
Link?
Click on Gawker right there under headline.
That takes you to http://gawker.com/5136396/diane-sawyer-still-obviously-intoxicated
omg
She was definitely impaired.
They will probably exucse it as a problem with some medication she was taking.
She was drunk.
She is sitting with Robin Roberts before Robin does on piece on the Tuskeegee Airmen.
Diane is wearing 8" F-me porn shoes/boots. ...no kidding.
Drunk, on drugs or both ...
The struggle to pronounce her words was a BIG giveaway!
Faced! Drunk on Obama.
I thought she was going to really make a blooper on saying chic and functional. Say that one three times fast!
She sure looks and sounds gassed.
I have been tired before (up 36 hours straight working projects), but I did not behave like that. She was loaded.
drunk...
Or new dentures.
Drunk as charged.
At least I think so and hope so for her sake.
Unabashedly schnockered.
She's hammered.
She’s absolutely s**t faced.
And drunk too.
Your verdict, sir?
"I don't care, I'd still hit that"
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