Posted on 01/19/2009 8:21:33 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
That bonehad probably won’t care if her needs go unmet as long as the ‘Rats assure her “rich” folks are getting screwed.
Fox reporting the border guards sentences have been commuted.
...Appropriate, for this occasion. But, I’d prefer a gallows, so they can all hang themselves...
...BTW, howdy folks...
Obama Is Going To Pay For My Gas And Mortgage!!!
...probably won't care if her needs go unmet as long as the 'Rats assure her "rich" folks are getting screwed.
OT: Speaking of Alaska, I just ordered a bootleg version of the entire series of “Northern Exposure” with all the original music.
Good News!
Commutation and not a pardon, huh? Figgers.
grrrrrrrrrr
Heard on Chris Plante this morning that “We need Obama to take us forward”.
WTF does that MEAN?
Good point....well..I’ll just keep my hopes up.
(Evoking the great Myron Cope)...’Hmmmm-haaaa’ you tease us Rush w/your most recent experience at the Ketchup Bottle. I’d love to know who his local buddies are :)
The next four years I fully intend on blaming everything from a flat tire to any major disaster on O-bama. “Obama’s fault” will be the first thing out of my mouth when something goes wrong.
Fawn may be right...according to perezhilton: http://perezhilton.com/2009-01-19-obama-snubs-the-gays-yet-again
Change we believe in less and less every day!
Barrack Obama has proved to us, once more, that he’s a crafty, fake politician, just like everyone else that came before him.
Screw the principles of equality for all!
For the second time in less than a month, Obama has thrown the gays under the bus yet again.
Back in December, the President-elect decided to invite Orange County, CA minister, Rick Warren, who likes to pepper his sermons with ignoramous, homophobic-tinged rhetoric, to deliver the inauguration prayer.
Then, in a typical politician move, we saw backpedaling from the President-elect.
In what appeared to be a peace offering, Obama invited openly gay bishop Gene Robinson to deliver the opening prayer at the big, star-studded, HBO televised kickoff inaugural celebration event at the Lincoln Memorial on Sunday.
But then, guess what?
Obama’s people told HBO to cut Robinson’s prayer out of the HBO telecast.
When asked for an explanation, HBO said via email, “The producer of the concert has said that the Presidential Inaugural Committee made the decision to keep the invocation as part of the pre-show.”
Given that most Americans would watch the Lincoln Memorial celebration on TV, the decision NOT to broadcast the prayer by Robinson is something we and many others see as another slight.
AND, according to reports from people who were out at the Lincoln Memorial event, a lot of the people at the concert did NOT hear Robinson either. Apparently, there were sound “difficulties” and most of the estimated 500,000 in the audience could not hear his invocation. Only those very close to the stage could hear.
We bet Rick Warren won’t be stifled the way Mr. Robinson was!
That’s great news!
ABC News on the radio just reported that President Bush commuted the sentences of Ramos and Compean!
Did ya hear the caller who said that Rush Limbaugh was exactly like Jeremiah Wright? *LOL* Man there are some crazies out there.
Rush mentioned the Steelers / Ravens game last night.
Here’s what I wrote in the live thread on the game last night:
Pittsburgh 23 / Ravens 14
http://www.nfl.com/scores
To: fkabuckeyesrule
“Well Rush will be bragging tomorrow about how he correctly predicted it would be the Cards and Steelers in the SB.”
Yep! He came close to guessing the final score, too: 27 - 13 Steelers
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2166937/posts?page=1356#1356
I never saw “Northern Exposure”
What’s it about?
Obama himself better cover those gigantic ears of his....they will be the first to fall off.
Wished he would have pardoned them, but I’m sure they’ll take the commutation.
IMHO, the only thing they did wrong was aim too low.
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