Posted on 01/14/2009 8:31:09 AM PST by Red Badger
70 million dumbasses think the stranger Obama is going to put money in their pocket.
I’ll only give him credit for being a living example of how PT Barnum became a very very wealthy man.
And I’ll add, outting yourself as one of the worlds morons doesn’t get you more brownie points, it just makes you a world wide laughingstock, as opposed to just his town and families ‘laughingstock’.
Sorry.
Give the kid a break. You weren't raised by the sort of parents who eagerly pitch in $60,000 when their young adult son tells them about this big inheritance he's just gotten and e-mail about. He was.
Sadly, this kid is one of my peers.
A couple “hunters” going on “safari” would clear things up...
I would always be skeptical, but bear in mind that this reference was to London, Ontario, which is about an hour's drive from where he lived.
What makes you doubt that if Mexicans, Chinese, dead people, and Kenyans voted for Obama? Are you still under the impression our elections are for Americans only? Why do you think Dems fight "picture ID" so hard? I bet you even think Obama won "fair and square"? With people pre marking ballots in nursing homes and setting Black Panthers with weapons outside of voting places, I'm sure all was fair.
I got one the other day from someone named “Harry”.
He was from the country of “Reidpelosidoddfrank”.
I sent him $1.3 trillion dollars to receive my share.
They’re even claiming to be the director of the FBI?
Some hack in an embassy in Africa has to talk to them about this crap.
You know, it strikes me that this fellow is either a completely hapless bozo who fell for a ridiculous scam........ or he himself might be a supremely clever young scam artist who has succeeded in swindling his family out of $150,000.
Just thinking.
I love their stilted British business letter “style” . . . along with all the grammatical errors. Strike just the right note for legitimacy.
Dear American:
I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.
I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most profitable to you.
I am working with Mr. Chris Dodd, lobbyist for UBS, who will be my replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January.
This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds in the names of our close friends because we are constantly under surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the funds can be transferred.
Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to wallstreetbailout@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds.
Yours Faithfully Minister of Treasury Paulson
99.999% probabiliy that he voted for Obama.
Hey, good luck angling for that “Master of the Rhetorical Question” position.
Aw jeeze, the scam worked on someone. Now there’ll be no end to the spam!
It’s here: http://www.419eater.com/
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1171049/posts
Lowbridge strikes!
Too bad the photo links are broken, the one with the chick with the BVD’s on her head was great.
Why don't we have a task force tracing the people down and executing them when found? Why can we catch a teen downloading MP3's, but can't seem to find terrorists and scammers? Somebody ought to feed them some money and get them out in the open and then gut them with a butter knife on a web cam as a warning to the next one. NBC did it. They met with one several times and confronted him and then, as far as I know, he walked away. A few broken limbs for the virus spreaders also seems in order since they cost us billions each year.
Sure this guy was dumb, but no one seems interested in the criminal perps. If someone sold him land and he lost $150k, people would say we need to catch the perps. Just because he was stupid doesn't change the result.
If he voted.
LOL!
Good one
Home Depot Scam
A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever Scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you!
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's.
You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start (censored) with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and Performs (censored) on you, while the other one steals Your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, & 10th, Twice on the 15th, again on the17th, 20th, & 24th. Also October 1st, 3rd, and twice on the 7th, and three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So be careful.
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