Posted on 01/12/2009 8:29:28 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Democrats are seething to regulate financial markets, but when it comes to life, pregnancy and abortion, anything goes
I clicked up the WABC feed for Rushs’ show 20 min early today, just to make sure I didn’t miss the beginning, to find to my surprise, that the ‘Joe & mika Show’ was on! (When did *that* happen?) They were talking about waterboarding, and I swear it was more like an episode of ‘The Itchy & Scratchy Show) Both Joe and the callers were really working Mika over, and i swear at one point, she was about to start slapping Joe silly, she was so mad! >BoD
W&L mode on to pay for “Hope & Change” that’s coming next week.
Hey Rush how about 24 chat!!!Hi guys work and lurk today!!
I just received a FOX NEWS alert that says Obama wants access to the remaining $350 Billion...anyone know what THAT’S about? He can’t wait a week?
Hopefully he will use some for Michelle’s wardrobe.
I’m doin great Lori - ‘ceptin I’m at work.
I never watch Huckabee OR whoraldo. Sorry I missed Ann, though.
24 was GREAT!
So he can rail on Bush’s failed bail-out throughout his term. Getting Bush to ask for it means that he can deny it was his idea when it fails.
Just the thought of Michelle for four years...
24 rocked last night. Can’t wait for tonight.
IMHO the Huckster did an uncalled for hit job. An ambush interview on Ann. And you could tell even though she was very graceful about it she was not happy. He’s still a huckster hiding behind the bible and a guitar, IMHO.
If he can get the $350B before Jan 20th, he can blame the whole oncoming economic trainwreck on Bush.
Sad that Bush is willing to facilitate it.
He’s an empty suit and a waste of time.
Mornin’ there, Hatster!
Hiya Clint!
In his earlier press conference Bush said he wouldn’t release the remaining TARP funds unless Obama requested it. About an hour later, he asked for it.
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