Posted on 01/06/2009 8:44:56 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
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Hope Rush talks about Ann’s “lifetime ban”....The brownshirts have arrived. :(
Should be a good one, thanks for the ping!
'La bonne cuisine est la base du véritable bonheur.' - Auguste Escoffier
(Good food is the foundation of genuine happiness.)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
Burris denied entry to the Senate—this should be good.
I have been under-the-weather these past few weeks. Ann's Lifetime ban? Please explain and catch me up.
Mad Dawgg
NBC canceled her scheduled appearance and Drudge alluded to NBC having a “lifetime ban” on Ann Coulter...reasoning for canceling - “just didn’t think her criticism of President-elect 0bama was appropriate” and their audience didn’t want to hear it....
If any of them venture outside the Beltway, make sure they stop by my place. Better yet, just tell 'em to wander by the Little Big Horn and I'll meet them.
Tell them to pack for an extended trip.
Mishap leaves skier dangling pantsless from Vail chairlift...
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0106091vail1.html
Gov. Palin/Bristol Palin just got “dissed” on WMAL’s ABC news feed...WTF?
Sorry...Ron Chapman on Paul Harvey’s show.
I love it!!
Why — of course they can’t have a black guy with the taint of Chicago Thuggery in Washington!!
Can you say
“Culture of Corruption”???
Work & Lurk mode on today.
Did you see her last night on H&C? She said they never intended to have her on in the first place, but having made a commitment to NBC, she couldn’t be on another show, and that was NBC’s intent all along.
That is BUTTERED popcorn isn’t it??
My husband has ridiculed me for seeing so many similarities between 0-bama and Hitler...until he started watching specials on Hitler...Last night, made him read re: the “lifetime ban” - he actually said he thought I was right.
Today he has sent a couple of emails telling me about guns he is interested in buying.
I truly dread the next four years.
She epitomizes the caricature of a foaming at the mouth Libtard. Has to change the subject every sentence to shout you down...
That was about Bristol’s future mother in law.
Sad really.
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