Posted on 12/31/2008 9:24:38 AM PST by rhema
1) Request that 50% of Israel's air-to-ground missiles be duds to ensure greater proportionality.
2) Allow Hamas another 1,000 free rocket launches to see if they can catch up with the body count.
3) Have Israeli soldiers congregate in border barracks so that Hamas's random rockets have a better chance of killing military personnel, to ensure it can claim at least a few military targets.
4) Redefine "holocaust" to refer to deaths of terrorists in numbers under 400 to give greater credence to Hamas's current claims.
5) In the interest of fairness, allow Hamas to establish both the date that war is supposed to begin and the date when it must end.
6) Send Israeli military advisers to Hamas to improve the accuracy of their missiles.
7) Take down the barriers to return to Hamas a fair chance of getting suicide bombers back inside Israel.
LOL
Number 6 is absolutely hilarious.
mark
Both he and thomas sowell always have something smart to say.
I don’t remember reading any columns by either where i didn’t learn something.
Number 6 has been done — by the Clinton administration for China.
8)Give Hamas a few tons of rebar to fortify their tunnels.
I love VDH. This proportionality nonsense is a frigging joke.
both are great-—you’re right.
how about find another suger daddy like Saddam to pay the families of “martyred” homicide bombers?
sugar
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