LOL! I broke enough spoons that I went to a piece of survey lath about 18” long. makes a nice smacking sound. Daughter in law uses a bamboo spoon. No breakee. :o)
I grew up across the street from an old country doctor. His wife kept order on her side of the street with a wooden spoon. A shot to the kneecap was her favorite.
Now our grammar school principle had Mr Henske take a baseball bat and sand it down to about 3/8 of an inch thick. and when Mr Keefer got mad mad he would drag you off to his office by your ear, close the door and Kapow! Kapow! Kapow!
I don't know of one kid that told his parents for fear of more of the same at home...