LOL - I would be a sister. I'm a girl.
Didn't you lock me and my little sister in the root cellar as soon as mom and dad were out of the driveway that day?
Well, it sure sounds kind of like something my brother and I would have done. None of us ever broke each other's noses or other bones, though.
Funny thing is - my youngest sister is a redhead. ;-)
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