The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Monday, December 22, 2008

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

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A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
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[daylilly]

Thank you, I’m listening now.

[Fawn]

Well, just because YOU don’t like it doesn’t make it bad.

Of course it does! :)

My point is, their sound is the opposite of being 'Manly' of which Rush likes to stress alot about different things. He states that men are becoming 'feminized'. That is why i don't understand why he likes it so much. It reminds me of a bunch of gay men....not that there is anything wrong with that.

[PennsylvaniaMom]

Ouch...that visual is scary!!!

[Clint N. Suhks]

No, it’s too stressful on my heart.

[sono]

Tread lightly on the Charity issue.

“Judge not and ye shall not be judged.”
Luke 6:37

[They'reGone2000]

Well old musubi breath has better weather than most of us do this week!

Obama, a left-handed golfer, sported black shades and wore a white polo shirt, brown cargo shorts, short white socks and golf shoes.

About midway through the course, Obama stopped by the snack bar, where he purchased two hot dogs, two passion-orange sodas, one Powerade and one Coke. He also bought two Spam musubi, a sushi-like Hawaiian delicacy consisting of Spam and fried egg on a slab of rice, all held together with a dried seaweed wrap. (He paid a total of $17.75, but it was unclear whether the president-elect ate a Spam musubi.)

[rightwingintelligentsia]

But Rudolph had a girlfriend, Clarice.

Does that mean they’re lesbians?

[Clint N. Suhks]

*groan*

[sono]

Quid pro quo, Clarice.

[Fawn]

I thought Clarice was Hannibel Lectors girlfriend.

[Ingtar]

Fort Dix five guilty.

[Clint N. Suhks]

“Judge not and ye shall not be judged.” Luke 6:37

My understanding that applies to who goes to heaven or not, that we can't judge. While on earth I think we need to judge right and wrong.

[Clint N. Suhks]

Send them to Guantánamo!

[Just Lori]

You gots mail.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Rudolph’s also.

Clarice really got around.

[HonestConservative]

Nah, he’d just take the NY Times.

Even if we all know that for all intents and purposes, he already has it.

[Clint N. Suhks]

Conservatives do contribute more to charities than Libtards.

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2008/03/conservatives_more_liberal_giv.html

[StayFocused]

Yhello!

[angcat]

Clarice was a HO HO HO?

[hattend]

Looking at our Alaska weather maps here you have another storm due in Wednesday night.

Rackin frackin #$%@^%!!!! Ding Dong!

Damn Siberian Express!