Iowahawk BTTT!
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I wish you would label these things as satire! Grrr!
Read the rules or I will report you to the moderators!
Santa’s a Red.
Giving out stuff.
Red suit.
Nordic heritage.
Eco crunchy vehicle.
Beard, like Marx.
This year I tied up some razor wire, lowered it halfway down the chimney, and then pulled the slip knot causing the stuff to bloom. That’ll get that commie bastard!
Ha! I knew this isn't real. OSHA has no authority over the North Pole.
Heh.
But seriously, folks...
“Santa Claus broke! Thank God! he thrives, and he thrives forever. A thousand years from now, Virginia, nay, ten times ten thousand years from now, he will continue to make glad the heart of childhood.”
(apologies to Frank P. Church)