A young boy went into the confessional and told the priest that he had thrown peanuts into the pond. The priest thought this was a strange little sin to confess to, but said nothing. The next small boy also confessed to throwing peanuts in the pond, and the next. Finally a very small boy came in, so the priest went ahead and said,
“And did you throw peanuts in the river?”
“No, Father,” said the kid. “I am Peanuts.”
LOL that is funny