What about, We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun...?
And while I actually like The Carpenters, my hunch is that it would be a good torture device for the kind of people who become noise violators.
Imagine the typical repeat noise violator’s reaction to the Carpenter’s “On Top of the World.”
That would be fun.
I can see throwing in some Neil Diamond, too...but not his early stuff where he was actually something of a rocker. I’m talking “Coming to America” and “Play me” type stuff.