The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Thursday, November 20, 2008

The E I B Network ^ | 11/20/08 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

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[NeoCaveman]

I was just wondering if Al Qaeda has a 401K, what does their benefit plan look like.

I hear their benefits are the bomb.

[Matchett-PI]

“Took the quiz. Missed #27.”

After seeing which ones I missed, I see that I missed a couple of the easier ones if I’d have spent a little more time thinking about them. GRRRRR!!! :) See below.

http://www.americancivicliteracy.org/resources/quiz.aspx

You answered 31 out of 33 correctly ­ 93.94 %

Answers to Your Missed Questions:
Question #7 - D. Gettysburg Address
Question #33 - D. tax per person equals government spending per person

[FreeAmerica2009]

72 virgins

I wonder if the 72 virgins gets replaced when they are NOT virgins anymore?? And since Mohammed is a pedophile -- how many of the 72 virgins are young girls and boys!!!

[Clint N. Suhks]

I’m talking about retirees not current contracts. It would be immoral to put an 80 year old retiree out on the street when their over funded pension plans will support them till they die. And if you can’t have a civil discussion go troll somewhere else.

[FreeAmerica2009]

I hear their benefits are the bomb

LOL...funny

[IMissPresidentReagan]

I guess they are sexists too, since the women don’t seem to get any benefits. ;)

[Matchett-PI]

"I got 31 out of 33 correct. 93.94%"

Me too. Which two did you miss?

[Roccus]

When ya see ‘em, ya understand why they’re virgins.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

I LOVE THAT. I will have to check the mailbox tonight. The past two years, I have left that catalog open in my hubby’s car with what I want CIRCLED.

LOVE the Reagan bust I received; and it sits on my desk at work daily.

[Clint N. Suhks]

Did you hear Chris Plante destroy the moron who believed
Sarahcuda thought Africa was a country? 57 states? FDR on
TV? That's the kind of Libtard that needs to be B slapped.

[Biggirl]

Wow, this caller is going after Rush.

[Biggirl]

LOL!

[FreeAmerica2009]

This lady is mad at Rush for not helping??? Keyes was running as a Republican??

[gwilhelm56]

These 72 Virgins??

[IMissPresidentReagan]

I missed the Gettysburg address question and the question about the Anti-Federalists. (I clicked the wrong letter...Guess that will teach me to CHECK my answers. *L*)

[Clint N. Suhks]

Well you still have Anderson. Romo came back pretty fast,
hopefully Quinn can do the same...

[FreeAmerica2009]

No please no pictures of Helen Thomas!!!

[IMissPresidentReagan]

I was laughing...as soon as the caller said something about Sarah and Africa and Chris asked him where he heard it, I knew the idiot was about to batted around like a pinata.

[FreeAmerica2009]

Arrrgh...My eyes!!

[gwilhelm56]

No please no pictures of Helen Thomas!!!

It was either THAT .. or the NUNS with shotguns... found Helen First!