Sounds a little like a homoerotic fantasy. There's a couple others here who sometimes post that they've known Romney personally for decades, when they really just mean they've been stalking him after working on some campaign for a couple of months.
Why the slander of Romney? One reason: Romney, with his experience and knowledge of the economy, would have beat Obama.
There is a difference between how we like things to be and what they are. Even though I would greatly prefer Hunter or Thompson, a Romney & Palin ticket would be the best shot in 2012. I would take Romney anytime over Obama.