[NetSurfer]

Great thread title - first time I have laughed all day!

I’ve only been here 7 years.

[VigilantAmerican]

Thanks to all who commented...I lurked for a couple years before jumping in a couple months back at the behest of my mom, an old-school FReeper who posts as jacquej.

I once guarded Ronald Reagan’s plane & rode shotgun on VP Bush Sr.’s plane, later guarded AG John Ashcroft’s house for 2 1/2 years sraight...

I’m still coming to grips with what happened last night.

[freedumb2003]

You will NEVER make elite status until you do all that secret stuff.

I am rusty — I think this thread is headed for chat (although I will NOT be the one to narc it out).