Posted on 11/04/2008 9:09:29 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--that's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--that's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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God Bless Tim Robbins... always a good reminder of what Liberal ism can do to the Brain.
A****** still owes me money!
Unbelievable. The left has thoroughly unmasked itself in their orgasmic drive to the finish line.
I pray America sees it.
My parish uses the term “social justice” alot in their petition for prayers. Cringe
McCain voters being disenfranchised by club wielding Black Panthers.
When you act weak in front of any democrat they attack. That is their MO, always prey on the weak. Act strong and they run every time.
HOLY CARP!
Nahhh... that won’t work I would never make it home....
social justice (v) - HOOD for ... F*** Whitey
Ditto. I’m too nervous/preoccupied to work and I’m leaving early today, so I’m clockwatching.
I doubt WA will go red this year, but I’m hoping enough folks were pissed off about the Gov. election in 2004 that they’ll be back in force to vote in Rossi and McCain will benefit.
**McCain voters being disenfranchised by club wielding Black Panthers.**
And thus sets the stage ... to set Race Relations back 50 years!
Ditto
That's a good way to get alcohol poisoning!
Thug Senator Government
Watch the market the last 40 minutes.
It will tell us what’s going to happen.
If it closes strong, McCain will win.
If it drops off the table toward the close...we are doomed.
JMHO
If Murtha loses I will kiss my dog...and she was just bathed with a coating of tea tree oil to combat fleas!!!!
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