Posted on 11/04/2008 9:09:29 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--that's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--that's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Anybody have a link to Moran’s video?
Nobody cares anymore...
Hi Folks, I could not sign onto FR until 11:50 this morning. Talk about a scare!! I said to myself, already they are going after us??
Is that not funny in its own sort of way?
NOT!!
FR is very maddeningly slow today...
NO waiting in line for me to vote today....only about 5 people were there voting when I was there.....(Palm Beach County).
(Writes with Eagle Feather racing in, scattering quills everywhere) Whew! Just got here—didn’t think I’d get to listen to Rush at all today, but I got lucky. Has anything earthshattering happened, or are we just monitoring the election process?
Pray for our country!
Colorado was a no go. Starting a new job in DC on Monday.
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It took about 45 seconds for a reply box to come up for me.
It will probably get worse by this evening ...
Reporting 3 Palin votes in from the Liberty Valance household and at least another 10 from local friends.
1 Obama vote from my lib sister in Austin. (There’s one in every family ;o)))
Go Sarah!
p.s. - Thanks Rush for mentioning my town again and for buying a local lady a new fully loaded $57,000 Tahoe from the local GM dealer. ;o)
Any Jew who votes for Obama is voting against his own safety and security. I hope a lot of them realize it.
Oh, well good luck with that.
The McCain campaign is filing a lawsuit in NH right now - will be heard by a judge in the next 15 minutes. Just reported on Fox News by Harris Faulkner.
Any pics of Sarah voting in Alaska?
The Roof Rats that had taken up residence in the engine compartment of my wifes jeep were found dead, rotten and slow cooked last night...sitting under the injector housing.
That is a good Omen.
I cook. He hunts.
Got to go folks. Have a great rest of the Election Day. Bye. :) =^..^=
Its to be expected in Philly and Chicago. Nobody even tries to stop it anymore. So now, via ACORN, they are expanding their vote stealing and corruption to other states and the suburbs. Its truly appalling.
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