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VANITY SATIRE: WE HAVE RECEIVED A PROBABLE TRANSCRIPT OF THE KHALIDI TAPE
Chicagoans Against Obama Blog ^ | 10/29/08

Posted on 10/30/2008 1:03:56 PM PDT by Born Conservative

While Sam Zell is selling out the future of his own people by refusing to release the tape of Barack Obama toasting known anti-Semite and PLO functionary, Rashid Khalidi, I have been fortunate enough to receive a probable transcript of the toast…

HERE IT IS:

****BEGINNING OF TRANSCRIPT***********

Um, ah….Salaam

Um….My distinguished guests….ughh….it is an honor to be here…

uhh….It is truly refreshing to be surrounded by such a large group of people in which…uh.. I can truly see eye-to-eye with…uh…and completely agree…

Reverend Farrakhan..ughh…great to see you tonight…you always look great in a yellow bow-tie…and..uhh…tonight is no exception….

Bill..Bernadine….I see you everyday…so I don’t need to say much…but…ughh…you know I love you….keep doing the work you do….it’s time to start a revolution

Reverend Wright…..ughh…you are the father that I never had….I’ve never missed a sermon…and…uhh….I never will…

Michelle, while I find your frown so beautiful….I hope to one day make you proud of this country..and uhh…happy…and finally see you smile….

uhhhhh…with that being said…If everyone could please hold off from hitting the hookah…I would like to say a toast..to my, and Yasser Arafat’s, best friend….Mr. Rashid Khalidi….

Rashid…..you are my best friend….spiritual compass…..and baby sitter (crowd laughs..and cries)

I want to thank you for your constant indoctrination….I want to thank you for your imput..and..uhhh…reminders…that Israel is a constant sore….and..uhh…needs to be eliminated off the map….

I also want to thank you for introducing me to your many contacts in the middle east…I am sure…uh…that their imput……and uh…money…..will be of great use to me as I run for President of these great 57 states…..

While David Axelrod may be forcing you to move away from me during the campaign….I am confident…that..uhh…our friendship will not only remain..but actually prosper..during our time of absence….

Rashid…you ARE my middle east adviser….and you ALWAYS will be…

Here’s to Rashid……(A chant of Messiah can be heard in the background….also audible…is a voice (thought to be Ayer’s) screaming REVOLUTION…REVOLUTION..over and over…)

Salaam….

**************END OF TRANSCRIPT*************

IN LIGHT OF THE LOS ANGELES TIMES NOT RELEASING THEIR COPY OF THE TAPE….CONSIDER THIS PROBABLE TRANSCRIPT TO BE ACCURATE, AND FEEL FREE TO DISTRIBUTE IT TO ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY SO THAT THEY CAN MAKE AN HONEST ASSESSMENT OF SENATOR OBAMA, PRIOR TO CASTING THEIR VOTE

If any Obamabots object to my writing, please call the Los Angeles Times, and convince them to release the original copy to prove me wrong.

L.A Times Contact Information:

Los Angeles Times 202 W. 1st St. Los Angeles, CA 90012 Phone: (213) 237-5000 Fax: (213) 237-7679

UPDATE TO THE OBAMA KIDS COMING IN FROM WORDRPESS:

By reading the comments you are leaving, I can tell you clearly are not as smart as you think you are….

So let me clarify, this post is an attempt at sarcasm..i.e. it is meant to be funny…

The point of this post is to shine a light on the absurdity of your candidate, his anti-semitic friends, and the media’s protection of him…

I just heard the bell ring..you better get back to class kids….


TOPICS: Front Page News; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: badhumor; bshumor; epicfail; faceplant; falsealarm; khalidi; latimes; lucyholdingfootball; obama; satire
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To: CaribouCrossing

The only funny thing about this post is the fact that more than half the readers actually thought it was authentic.


41 posted on 10/30/2008 2:00:41 PM PDT by nikos1121 (The first black president should be another Jackie Robinson)
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To: nikos1121

I don’t know about that. I think some of the posters were enjoying the fun by making sarcastic comments. Anyhow, no harm done, in my opinion. The headline now alerts people to the fact that this is “VANITY SATIRE” for those who don’t recognize it when they see it. (it’s happened to me before..LOL)


42 posted on 10/30/2008 2:12:07 PM PDT by CaribouCrossing
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To: Born Conservative

We should get some voice actors to act out this script and play it on TV with little subtext disclamer saying (dramatic re-enactment).


43 posted on 10/30/2008 2:23:49 PM PDT by TonyM (E)
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To: texas_mrs

LOL.............DUH........It is “I Kill YOU”


44 posted on 10/30/2008 2:26:51 PM PDT by caffe (please, no more consensus)
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To: klwong43
I got it too late. ...sorry

I was working while glancing at the lastest FR post.

...and thought without reading the whole thing, wow - this must be it.

Dummy me.

45 posted on 10/30/2008 3:32:08 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: Born Conservative

Thanks for “reporting”. The socialists/propagandists do it all the time 60/60/24/7/365.


46 posted on 10/31/2008 6:43:51 AM PDT by PGalt
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