[Kickass Conservative]

Since you're the gun owner, they will run to you for protection when things go from bad to worse.

Remember the Twilight Zone episode with the guy that built the Bomb Shelter?

[Clemenza]

Trenton (State Capitol, filled with urban barbarians) is only 3 miles down Route 206 from my house. I've got a mixed case of bricks (00 and 1 shot), and will be more than willing to give a five minute lesson in how to handle a shotgun (just handing one to somebody is very dangerous, especially if they fail to shoulder it).

The last time they had riots in Trenton (1968, after MLK's assasination), the "youths" broke into a sporting goods store and started hitting golf balls at the state troopers (who were horribly underprepared). Governor Richard Hughes (who's son Brian is now County Executive) was at a dinner part elsewhere the first night and refused to call in the national guard until he got sick of the media asking him to end the rioting in his own state capitol.