Posted on 10/23/2008 8:28:37 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--that's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--that's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I got a few things to take care of. Catch y’all later!
600 respondents to represent West Virginians. This state is 3-to-1 Dem. The link in #241 also has links at the bottom that provide more info.
Could be, since the DUmocrats ran out of crack and cigarettes to trade for votes....
http://www.enquirer.com/editions/2000/12/10/loc_bronson_marlboros.html
http://www.pajamahadin.com/?p=55
Rush played a clip from CBS Morning Show where Obama states his ailing grandmother in Hawaii is his only living grandmother. What’s up Obama? Doesn’t your paternal grandmother who states she witnessed your birth count?
sometime I thing McLettuce just “borrows” a pair
Wow..didn’t hear that.....but that might be bad for his show....he’s always crying how he’s so independent. I think he would of —if he wasn’t so -dead set- on being known as ‘neutral’.
Wow great stuff and so true!
Boy would I love to build a house in the middle of that....
That’s okay...I will still post it!
;-)
well....yes....but no
a game 6 because that is when Owanna B. talks to the nation delayin the World Series game
See you later!
NOt all of us for sure but you know what I mean....
Is the washerwoman that Wasserman-Schultz woman ..I can’t stand her....she sounds like a washing machine....she spits and slobers when she speaks....she should pair up with Bwarney Fwank...
Throw mamma from the train,
A kiss...a kiss.
Connie Francis
ditto that.I loathe that woman.....Wexler in a dress
Some Black media owners are slamming both the Obama and McCain campaigns. The owners are saying the Obama is ignoring them and McCain is ignoring them, too. They said that McCain thinks Obama got the black votes, but Obama is ignoring them, too.
They want some of that ad $$$$$$$
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