Dude.
Realistically, you ain’t nuthin’ but zot bait.
Also, realistically, you are stupid. Please let me elaborate a bit on that:
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid.
Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll.
Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know.
I’m sorry.
I can’t go on.
This is an epiphany of stupid for me.
NOW: GET ZOTTED
“....I’m sorry.
I can’t go on.
This is an epiphany of stupid for me.”
Holy crap!! Your post had me crying it was so funny! Thanks for the laugh!