Well, yeah, Joe. I certainly am.
Your running mate’s a freakin’ leftist and a towering egomaniac. And so’s his wife. And his associates? Let’s not even go there. (”Guilty as hell. Free as a bird.” “No, no, no, God DAMN America!”) And oh, by the way, it’s not as if your running mate’s that much more experienced than our candidate. Our VP candidate, I mean. Our presidential candidate beats your running mate as brutally as the NVA once beat him.
But what really worries me about your running mate is that he had his pick of the best and the brightest pols in the Democratic Party (stop laughing, people, they do have a few), and...well, Joe...he picked you.
Black’s not a problem. Bone stupid is another matter entirely.
“Black’s not a problem. Bone stupid is another matter entirely.”
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