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To: SE Mom
There used to be a saying, "First, kill all the lawyers..."

Now, I'm thinking the priorities of that adage are wrong.

16 posted on 10/14/2008 3:59:39 PM PDT by Gaffer ("Arguing with a Liberal is like not wiping yourself after taking a dump" Scatological, but true.)
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To: Gaffer
Ever see the old Three Stooges chestnut "Crime On Their Hands"?

The boys are reporters that the femme fatale Bea, (Christine McIntyre), thinks are cops looking to bust a gang of jewel thieves.

When she finds out they're not cops but reporters, she gives them a huge triple slap and calls in the gang boss and his henchman and informs them not only are they reporters, but that Shemp swallowed a million-dollar stolen diamond.

Henchman "Muscles", (Cy Schindell), utters the immortal line...

"Lemme plug 'im boss, I love to rub out reporters!"


42 posted on 10/14/2008 5:04:08 PM PDT by Emperor Palpatine ("Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.")
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