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I totally agree that that’s what needs to happen to NY. I always feel so bad for my girlfriend in upstate having to deal with all the idiocy that NYC causes. Maybe they could cut Ithaca out of the ground and float it next to Staten Island. Then it could at least be an island like its namesake. Or sink it. It might make a good Atlantis since we all know they’re so much more advanced and intelligent there.
Nice catch on Ithaca, but aren’t the red and blue regions reversed, according to current current usage?