This is the craziest, most messed up ---- I've ever seen in my life. The world seems completely upside down right now, like I'm having one of those really bad dreams you get if you eat spicy pepperoni pizza too close to bed time...
I feel like at any moment Rod Serling is going to step out from behind a tree, cigarette in hand, and say, "Imagine, if you will, a vessel called the economy, a ship run by jack asses, where the most inept and corrupt are playing with themselves below decks, and the captain is missing, no one is at the wheel, and our intrepid hero Boagenes is about to walk the plank in a little place we call, the Twilight Zone..." (cue theme music...)