OMG, and for that amount he can’t even get his eyebrows waxed? Aside from the fact that he’s a biased lunatic, his face looks as if it’s being consumed by mutant caterpillars!
Lemme take us back about fifteen years. I'm sitting in a bar, of sorts, that has big TV projection screens on various cable channels, but the dancers'--oops, I mean club's--music is so loud that they don't bother with the TV sound.
Anyway, This guy's mug comes up on one of the sports channels. Don't know him from Adam. I turn to the ummmm, lady, sittn' with me and I sez,
"How'd they get Groucho Marx back from the dead to do a sports show?"