Life of Her Party (Maureen Dowd slimes Sarah Palin)

nytimes.com ^ | September 3, 2008 | Maureen Dowd

[Alouette]

The “Vogue” cover is Photoshopped.

[Alouette]

MoDo is a typical Whitey, bitter and clingy.

[VRWCmember]

I thought it probably was, but I still like it. Sort of like the fake cover I have of myself on Ski Magazine when I was 21.

[Bullfrogg]

Well Maureen,
It seems that you want to play “hardball”.
Just where have you been secretly at nights, or what have you been doing under the cover of darkness? I do suppose you have no vices, right? You lilly-white people make me sick, that you are so pure and innocent. You are a low life pissant,beautiful slease.

Bullfrog

[Kevmo]

I like the multiple nuances in the title.

Here’s how I’ve been bumping Sarah Palin threads today.

Sung to the tune of “Oh! Susanna, don’t you cry for me.”

“Oh, no Bama, please don’t lie to me... for I’m off to Free Republic with a keyboard on my knee.”

I come from Minnesota with my keyboard on my knee;
I’m goin’ to Free Republic my true love for to see.
It rained all night the day I left,
the weather it was dry;
The sun so hot I froze to death,
Obama don’t you lie.

Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me;
I come from Minnesota,
with my keyboard on my knee.

I had a dream the other night,
When everything was still;
I thought I saw Obama dear,
A-coming down the hill.
The smearing lie was in Duluth,
The tear was in his eye,
Said I, I’m coming for the truth
Obama don’t you lie.

Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me;
I’m off to Free Republic,
with my keyboard on my knee.

I fight in my pajamas
It’s plain for all to see
I aim to be the next Buckhead
The media all hate me.
I fell in love with Sarah
When my sister bit a moose
The Guvnor’s family ate it up
And then they set it loose.

Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me;
I’m off to Free Republic,
with my keyboard on my knee.

I soon will be in Hawaii,
And then I’ll look all ‘round,
And when I find his birth record,
I’ll fall upon the ground.
But if I do not find it,
This Freeper’ll surely die,
And when I’m dead and buried,
Obama don’t you lie.

Oh! No Bama, don’t you cry for me;
I’m off to Free Republic with a keyboard on my knee

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2073903/posts?page=6#6

[PalmettoMason]

No. It happened in South Carolina in 2000.

No, it didn't.

Thanks for setting that straight. That is another example of a lie being told so often, that in people's minds, it becomes the truth.

[thulldud]

It happened in South Carolina in 2000.

I was here then. Still don't remember it.

I do remember the flap that McCain raised about the "religious right" at the time, however.

[thulldud]

It’s all well and good posting pictures of Mrs. Michael Douglas here, but has anyone considered actually sending pictures of her to Miss Dowd?

Don't need to. She is rumored to check the FR threads that mention her, so she will see them eventually.