In a day or two, the Kos Crew will be aying: "Palin is A secret Alien Plant from the Sirius Star System. (UFO Sighted Over Governor's Home)"
They are so afraid of Palin , they will say anything.
Perhaps a list of Sarah Palin facts is in hand, since her history and biography prove that she can eliminate all of those unsubstantiated rumors by a good roundhouse kick.