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The McCain/Palin slogan contest
08/30/2008
| PhilosopherStones
Posted on 08/30/2008 12:41:38 PM PDT by PhilosopherStones
Winner gets bragging rights and a tingly feeling up the leg.
I'll start with a few:
Sarah Palin - "half a heart beat away". Barack Obama - "Zero heart beats away."
"I cling to my guns when I'm hunting moose and cling to my religion when I'm taking care of my family."
"For Sarah Palin to become President, I would have to die in office. For Barack Obama to become President all you have to do is pull the wrong lever."
"Our Veep can beat up your Veep!"
"I can play basketball. Can Barack Obama hunt?"
"Hey Hillary! How you like THEM apples!"
TOPICS: Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: mccain; mccainpalin; palin
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To: PhilosopherStones
Palin was hunting moose in the snow, while
Obama was snorting snow up his nose
61
posted on
08/30/2008 1:11:20 PM PDT
by
lonevoice
(John McCain was a Kinoki foot pad in the Reagan Revolution)
To: Lady Jag
A moose once bit Sarah Palin’s sister. It was the last thing he ever did.
62
posted on
08/30/2008 1:11:29 PM PDT
by
lesser_satan
(Satire today, headlines tomorrow...)
To: Lady Jag
Could be "take a bite out of 'bama" or whatever, I suppose.
MS-Paint...the PC equivalent of working with crayons - LOL!
63
posted on
08/30/2008 1:12:59 PM PDT
by
Caipirabob
(Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
To: Lady Jag
A moose once bit Sarah Palin’s sister. It was the last thing he ever did.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. When the Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Sarah Palin.
Sarah Palin drank Daniel Plainview's milkshake.
Sarah Palin doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies the possibility of failure. Sarah Palin goes killing.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Sarah Palin has allowed to live.
64
posted on
08/30/2008 1:13:25 PM PDT
by
lesser_satan
(Satire today, headlines tomorrow...)
To: Renfield
“Obama wants to raise taxes and kill babies.
Palin wants to raise babies and kill taxes.”
Gets my vote!
65
posted on
08/30/2008 1:14:14 PM PDT
by
230FMJ
(...from my cold, dead, fingers.)
To: All
I put this out on Cafe Press if you want em...:)
66
posted on
08/30/2008 1:14:39 PM PDT
by
rlmorel
(Clinging bitterly to Guns and God in Massachusetts...:)
To: PhilosopherStones
67
posted on
08/30/2008 1:14:45 PM PDT
by
maggief
(Hockey moms for PALIN. Puck Obama!)
To: Caipirabob
Good one!
Obama/Biden: Brokeback Mountin’
McCain/Palin: True Grit
68
posted on
08/30/2008 1:15:00 PM PDT
by
Palladin
(Obama: All stagecraft, no substance.)
To: Renfield
That's the winner!
69
posted on
08/30/2008 1:15:42 PM PDT
by
BIGLOOK
(Keelhaul Congress! It's the sensible solution to restore Command to the People.)
To: maggief
70
posted on
08/30/2008 1:16:12 PM PDT
by
Palladin
(Obama: All stagecraft, no substance.)
To: Clint N. Suhks
Just couldn’t resist, could you? LOL!
71
posted on
08/30/2008 1:16:36 PM PDT
by
50cal Smokepole
(John Gard for Congress; WI 8th CD)
To: PhilosopherStones
I like the one I borrowed for my tag line.
72
posted on
08/30/2008 1:18:12 PM PDT
by
mathluv
(The Barracuda and the Maverick will take on the Messiah and the Mouth)
To: Renfield
73
posted on
08/30/2008 1:19:26 PM PDT
by
2111USMC
To: dr_who
McCain/Palin—Change you’ve seen and can believe in
or
Osama-Biden pales in comparison to McCain/Palin
Lew
74
posted on
08/30/2008 1:19:37 PM PDT
by
laterldf
To: Renfield
My compliments, sir. An astute, penetrating comment!
To: lesser_satan
Sarah Palin doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies the possibility of failure. Sarah Palin goes killing.There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Sarah Palin has allowed to live.
LOLOLOL! Oh, my gut hurts.....
76
posted on
08/30/2008 1:22:24 PM PDT
by
50cal Smokepole
(John Gard for Congress; WI 8th CD)
To: PhilosopherStones
I have a vision for an ad: Remember the Apple 1984 ad, where the woman runs into the room and throws a hammer through the screen?
Same situation, but Obamessiah is on the screen bloviating endlessly to a sleeping audience. Sarah runs into the room and throws a sledgehammer through the screen, or maybe shoots it with a rifle. The crowd wakes up and cheers her.
77
posted on
08/30/2008 1:22:41 PM PDT
by
lesser_satan
(Satire today, headlines tomorrow...)
To: PhilosopherStones
Sarah Palin...She’s all lady. AND more of a man than those other guys!
78
posted on
08/30/2008 1:23:11 PM PDT
by
Ghengis
(Of course freedom is free. If it wasn't, it would be called expensivedom. ~Cindy Sheehan 11/11/06)
To: Renfield
I love that too. kudos!
I’d take a baby raisin’ tax killer over the opposite any day!
To: PhilosopherStones; All
Too long for a pithy slogan, but I like this:
Sarah Palin’s political career was born in a real American town — Barack Obama’s political career was born in the living room of unrepentant terrorists.
Maybe there’s some way to get that message across.....
80
posted on
08/30/2008 1:23:48 PM PDT
by
Enchante
(The Barracuda and the Maverick will THRASH the Obamessiah and the Mouth!!)
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