The McCain/Palin slogan contest

08/30/2008 | PhilosopherStones

[PhilosopherStones]

Winner gets bragging rights and a tingly feeling up the leg.

I'll start with a few:

Sarah Palin - "half a heart beat away". Barack Obama - "Zero heart beats away."

"I cling to my guns when I'm hunting moose and cling to my religion when I'm taking care of my family."

"For Sarah Palin to become President, I would have to die in office. For Barack Obama to become President all you have to do is pull the wrong lever."

"Our Veep can beat up your Veep!"

"I can play basketball. Can Barack Obama hunt?"

"Hey Hillary! How you like THEM apples!"

[50cal Smokepole]

That works, LP!

[50cal Smokepole]

(Psst...that's a caribou....)

[mombi]

Obama/Biden - Doubletalk

McCain/Palin - Impeccable Integrity

[Renfield]

I suggest you contrapose them, with Obama-Biden at the top: “We will raise taxes and kill babies”.

Good for billboards.

[varon]

Hillary made cracks in the ceiling; Sarah took a sledgehammer to it!

Just think, Hillary will not be able to claim that she won the presidency or the vice-presidency. As a matter of fact she won't be able to claim she was her party's nominee for president or vice-president.

Hillary is a big time loser. She couldn't even win her party's candidacy yet she and her husband are shooting their mouths of as if they were contenders. They don't qualify to be contenders, all they qualify for is to be pretenders.

I just love the though of Hillary having conniptions every time she sees Obama and/or Biden and thinks it should be her in their place but to top it all of, when she sees Palin as vp candidate, she must be sh*t*ng a blue streak and I'm LMAO!!!

[Renfield]

Er...that’s not a deer, it’s Caribou.

[Palladin]

Obama/Biden—The Loser and the Boozer

[varon]

Good bumper-sticker material :-)

[Squantos]

Now that is funny !!........:o)

You win !

[dinasour]

NYT headline: Palin kills Rudolph.

[Lady Jag]

Thank you but caribou is deer.

Caribou is the only deer where males and females both grow andtlers and there are more caribou in AK than people. (950k vs. 600k).

[varon]

Obama/Biden—The Loser and the Boozer

Biden - 36 years and still a senator and #2 to a pretender!
Hasn't amounted to anything and never will.

[voxitar]

Babies, Guns, Jesus...McCain/Palin 08!

[50cal Smokepole]

OK, I see the trouble. You say ‘deer’ but I say ‘reindeer’. For me, who hunts the former, it's a big difference. You probably couldn't care less, and that's OK. I was just making a FRiendly jab. Meant no harm. FRegards.

[Lady Jag]

The photo was captioned 'deer' so I abided because it is a deer. There are a lot of different deer like there are a lot of different antelope. The animal is not really the point here, anyway.

It's the pistol packin' momma who shoots better than Cheney and she has her sights on Obama Bin Biden.


Sara Barracude shoots M4 rifle.

[50cal Smokepole]

Well said!

[dearolddad]

Reagan is back, and this time he’s a woman.

And, she is much prettier than Ronnie.

I mentioned to Mrs. Dearolddad on Thur. that she reminded of Pres. Reagan in her manner of speaking.

[dearolddad]

McCain/Palin - This ticket’s got legs

I just love it when you talk dirty.

I just hope you were referring to Mrs. Palin's legs.

[dearolddad]

Soccer Moms for Palin

Puck Obama

You may want to check your spelling.

[Titan Magroyne]

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