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Dad's Shoe Found In Slain Bear's Stomach
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| August 18, 2008
Posted on 08/18/2008 1:26:08 PM PDT by stainlessbanner
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To: stainlessbanner
To: stainlessbanner
Sneakers.
The OTHER white meat.
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posted on
08/18/2008 1:31:11 PM PDT
by
bajabaja
To: stainlessbanner
Sounds like a punch line for a joke.
When do you know you have shot the right bear .... (or some such)
To: stainlessbanner
health insurance salesman + fried chicken + backwoods + bear
yeah...he could have parleyed that policy
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posted on
08/18/2008 1:31:56 PM PDT
by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: stainlessbanner
Q: What are you tying your shoes for. You cant out run a bear.
A: I only have to out run YOU!
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posted on
08/18/2008 1:32:31 PM PDT
by
CougarGA7
(Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.)
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To: stainlessbanner
“Twice, Pala grabbed the young male bear’s face, pulled its mouth apart and pushed the 86-pound animal away before Evan finally escaped.”
86 lbs. of angry bruin. My dog weighed more than that.
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posted on
08/18/2008 1:35:22 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
(My magic 8-ball doesn't lie!)
To: Doogle
To: CougarGA7
Q: What are you tying your shoes for. You cant out run a bear. A: I only have to out run YOU!
Q: Hey, why are you gathering those pointy rocks?
A: You'll find out.
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posted on
08/18/2008 1:38:56 PM PDT
by
MarineBrat
(My wife and I took an AIDS vaccination that the Church offers.)
To: Doogle
Throw John Edwards in there and you’ve got a hell of a joke.
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posted on
08/18/2008 1:39:02 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
To: stainlessbanner
Still, and even though I wouldn’t expect anything less from a father, props to him for rushing into battle a bear.
To: stainlessbanner
Must have been Bear Jordans...
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posted on
08/18/2008 1:41:22 PM PDT
by
LRS
(NO DRILLING; NO PEACE!)
To: taxcontrol
Sounds like a punch line for a joke. The punch line for the bear joke I remember is "the Czech is in the male."
To: Pearls Before Swine; Grizzled Bear
...grizzly scat smells like pepper and has little bells in it.
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posted on
08/18/2008 1:47:29 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Barack zerObama - International Man of Mystery...)
To: tumblindice
86 lbs. of angry bruin. My dog weighed more than that. I wouldn't want to fight an agry 86 lb dog any more than I would an angry 86 pound bear.
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However, some 86 pound Bruins might be worth wrasslin' with!
![](http://graphics.fansonly.com/photos/schools/ucla/sports/w-gym/auto_wide_index/1631950.jpeg)
(The 2008 UCLA Women's Gymnastics team)
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posted on
08/18/2008 1:54:32 PM PDT
by
Teacher317
(Thank you Dith Pran for showing us what Communism brings)
To: Teacher317
Sounds like he was more hungry than angry. I mean, he ate the shoe.
I didn’t stand between my dog and his Alpo.
Nice looking lady Bruins!
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posted on
08/18/2008 1:57:24 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
(My magic 8-ball doesn't lie!)
To: Free Descendant
props to him for rushing into battle a bear. Demand that the Park Service allow the carry of personal weapons in National Parks. A hand gun would have been the ultimate prop for this father.
To: Lion Den Dan
You can’t have your gun in a national park?! What kind of stupidity is that?
To: Teacher317
We’re talking about bears, and you show a pic of chicks?
Thank you!
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posted on
08/18/2008 2:05:24 PM PDT
by
Old Sarge
(CTHULHU '08 - I won't settle for a lesser evil any longer!)
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