LOL! I had one - a regular - who used to take his false teeth out and put them in his water glass to announce that he had finished his meal. And for him a quarter would have been generous. I never thought to ask his political affiliation, though...
Okay, your cheapos were worse than mine!!
Teeth in a glass? Yuck.
You definitely have my sympathies. Too bad you couldn’t discard his false teeth when he wasn’t looking. What a slob!