You really didn't say that, did you? You are presenting yourself as qualified to judge and condemn the work of tens of thousands of biologists, working of a couple of centuries, and you think single celled organisms don't mutate and evolve?
Even worse, you seem not to have considered lateral gene transfer. bacteria sex, if you please.
Well, I certainly wasn’t referring to some bacterial sex organ penetrating another bacteria’s sex organ... “sexual reproduction” in its basic definition is the exchange and recombining of genetic material.
You’ll do your damndest to try to disqualify anyone with a dissenting viewpoint, won’t you?
That’s OK, I’ll take that as a compliment, in my worldview. I’m in good company. Acts 4.