Funny tagline - add inhalators also
And the ‘Messiah’ stood upon a hilltop. Quoth he, “Behold! I am in a banking committee. Thou shalt give alms and breathalysers and inhilators to the asthmatics, across the Land of Fifty Seven Stars,” sayeth Dumbama. The land rejoiced, for they had ears but could not hear. They had eyes but could not see, so bedazzled were they by the tingling up their pants.
Dumbama walked across the waters of the Phoenician Sea, whereupon he came across a mircophone. Food and drink appeared upon Hitler's Victory Square. Musicians appeared— famous for singing the Soviet National Anthem, for the minions worship Gog and Magog. Dumbama spoke of ‘the moment’ many times, for his hath been irregular of late.
It wath then that the ‘Messiah’ chanced across some injured veterans. He set to lay hands upon the wounded and infirm, but behold! The ‘evil war lords’ forbade cameras. And thus it was that Lord Dumbama shook the dust from his sandals and went to lift weights. His slavish minions fawned over his lack of sweat, for verily he is the ‘Messiah’, and the tingle up their pants waxed strong. Verily ‘twas it a ‘miracle’! Their ‘messiah’ never sweats! If only his powers could have healed the wounded veterans but alas! Let it be known that cameras were forbidden.
And alas, there was only one can of jet fuel for his airplane. The 'Messiah' did sayeth unto his followers, "Take thee air pumps to the plane's wheels and pumpeth them up with air," and so they did. Lo, did water turn to jet fuel for his gas-guzzling plane. He then toldeth them, "Behold. I shall give my plane a tune-up," and he did-- never 'breakething' a sweat.
And then came Nancy Pelosi, who turned off the light switch to saveth the world as she flew off in her gas-guzzling jet. But that is another story ....