[headstamp 2]

“I am unalterably opposed to drilling,” said Sen. Frank Lautenberg (D-N.J.), a member of the Environment and Public Works Committee, who cited a massive oil spill that closed nearly 100 miles of the Mississippi River last week. “

I wish this damned fossil would go and have his head candled.

[exit82]

As a former resident of the Garden State, I too wish this fossil a long overdue retirement.

That he, a Senator from the worst Superfund Site State in the nation, would be worried about a small oil spill in the Mississippi is downright laughable.

What I can’t understand is how a successful businessman like him(he started Automatic Data Processing) could turn into such a left wing raving mad Communist.

And at age 84, he is running for re-election to the Senate.

And the brain dead morons in NJ will reelect this cadaverous clown while they wait on gas lines in a few months, bitching about the high price of gas.

Hence, my tagline, which was born of many frustrating years in the People’s Republic of NJ.

[ArmstedFragg]

Did Lautenberg see fit to tell anyone that the oil spill had nothing to do with drilling? Or did he think it wasn’t important to confuse the “little people” with facts?

[Clemenza]

As a constituent of Senator Lousenberg, I can tell you that that statement was actually released by his staff. In reality, my esteemed senior senator was heard to say "Grr, fire bad!" and he unloaded in his Depends.

My junior senator, Bobby M, was too busy organizing collection of the drop from the Siciliano Waste Management company, which will go to the Robert J. Menendez Foundation, yet somehow end up in an account in the Cayman Islands.

[BlazingArizona]

I wish this damned fossil would go and have his head candled.

I bet this would reveal the presence of...a live chicken!