For verily I say unto thee, thou shalt not enter into the Kingdom of my Utopia but through me, for the Kingdom of MY Lord suffers all the little voters only of National Liberal Socialist Black Power lineage to come unto me for economic justice.
When the veil of the temple was torn by the hand of the Lord in Denver, it revealed the wrath of the Lord upon all those who would be free, who pray to the false God of Israel, who have guns in their closets, and who lead their lives eating the bitter fruit of freedom.
All religions are the same under MY tent of heaven Utopia, and foremost among these is the lineage of my prophet, whose name is Mohammed, and who shall join us on my right hand."
Join me in the Holy Communion of " Yes We Can."
On the night of his election Obama took bread, and after giving thanks to Black Power Liberal Socialism, broke it and said, "This is my body which is for you; do this remembering me."
After supper Obama took the cup and said, "This cup is the new Socialist covenant sealed in my beer; whenever you drink it, do this voting for me."
Unison :
god of our new politics of Utopia, with joy we have received this sacrament of bread and beer, giving you thanks for Obama, our peace and our hope. Unite your electorate throughout the world in continuing Obama's ministry of love, Marxist servanthood,and totalitarian exploitation of the White Man,and his black compatriots,and all men,so that your name may be praised in all the earth, and so that the tax revenues shall flow inexhaustable, like the bottomless seas of the earth, to be used to fund your children of Africa, and Mesopotamia, and the lands of Mohammed our prophet.
Yes We Can! Amen!