Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Wednesday 7/2/08

The EIB Network ^ | July 2, 2008 | Rush Limbaugh

[TSchmereL]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's Anchorman, Truth Detector, Doctor of Democracy, and Chief of the Patriotism Police. He is the man who runs America. He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--That's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--That's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

[TSchmereL]

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[TSchmereL]

Calling all Ditto Heads, True Conservatives, El Conservo Tribe Members, and Operation Chaos Agents!

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Thank you for the ping! Congrats Rush on your $$$$$mega$$$$$ contract!

[Unrepentant VN Vet]

WnL mode

BZ to Rush on the new contract. (Probably will inspire Reid/Pelosi or some other hack to investigate for “windfall profits”, however. Screw ‘em if they can’t take a joke.)

[not2worry]

El Rushbo, congrats on the New Deal.

You deserve every penny!

Thank you for your service to our Country. You are a generous, kind and lovable little fuzz ball.

Forget the Mistress in NC...I’m standing in line to be interviewed as your Mistress from the Chad State!

Ready, willing and able to serve.

[NeoCaveman]

Hey EIB staff (we know you lurk),

Time to hit up the Big Guy for raises.

[TSchmereL]

Over $100,000,000.00

[TSchmereL]

I think Bo Snerdly will be asking for a “diabolical” raise.

[NeoCaveman]

I think Bo Snerdly will be asking for a “diabolical” raise.

I think Bo was "diabolically" getting Rush back for correcting him yesterday by putting through so many ditzy callers.

As official Obama Criticizer, he's due a huge raise.

[Pattie]

Especially since he does double duty. Call screener and Official Obambi Criticizer

[not2worry]

Rush- We need an official Snerdly cap with “Official Obama Criticizer” logo!

[hermgem]

That will get Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid going on their fairness doctrine to shut Rush down.
Be ready for smears to push their type of fairness which means shutting opposition down.

[Jo Nuvark]

CONGRATULATIONS RUSH! To 2016 and beyond!

...Jo

[NeoCaveman]

Rush- We need an official Snerdly cap with “Official Obama Criticizer” logo!

But do you have to be an EIB brother or sister in the hood to wear one?

[TSchmereL]

Make that $400,000,000.00

(You don’t even need exclamation points with a number like that.)

[not2worry]

Believe me there are a lot of EIB black and white American listeners who would find this hat very fashionable. Ever see Bruce Willis?

[NeoCaveman]

If Rush sells it, I will buy.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

LOL!

Meanwhile, I’ve been applying for the position of Western PA mistress, to no avail.

[sono]

Here ... work N lurk mode ON.

[Enterprise]

400 Million Mega Bump!