A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o’clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman, sort of bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man “Holy CRAP, That must be my husband!”
So the guy quickly jumped out of the bed, scared and naked he jumped out the window like a crazy man. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and then started to run as fast as he could to his car.
A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, “I am your husband.!”
The woman yelled back, “Yeah, then why were you running?”
And that folks............is how the fight started.
Appreciate your humor but it would be nice if you refrained from posting your jokes, trying to hijack the thread.
Lemme guess, you’ll be here all week?
Give me a break people.
Larry is a loon.
Everything he says might be true but his looniness is going to kill it and the media won’t mention a word.
Many of his supporters support him because he is such a loon and this detracts from Obama’s real attackers.
By pushing a loon like Larry, the left demeans Obama’s real critics.
Support Larry Sinclair and demean real Obama critics.
A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant to have a cup of coffee. Looking across the restaurant, he asked the waitress, “Is that Jesus sitting over there?’”
The waitress nodded “yes”, so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup off coffee, on him.
The next patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, “Hey there, honey! How’s about getting me a cold glass of Miller Light?”
He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, “Is that the Son of God over there?” The waitress nodded, and the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold beer. “On me,” he said.
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said, “For your kindness, you are healed.” The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.
Then Jesus walked towards the Democrat. The Democrat jumped up and yelled, “Don’t touch me.... I’m collecting disability.”
Keep them coming....they are the most realistic posts on this thread.