Posted on 06/18/2008 8:48:33 PM PDT by jrooney
Sorry this kind of stuff is crap. It does not help us defeat him in any way and he took a polygraph with whitehouse.com, a porn site. This should probably be removed.
How sickening! In true God-fearing America, John McCain will be an outstanding heir to the Bush legacy of fortitude and courage. Obama is a filth who has been sent by satan himself.
Ladies and Gentlemen:
Its another Larry Sinclair Thread.
What should we do with it??????
Let’s hijack it and turn it into a humor break.
A cowboy is driving down a back road in Texas. A sign in front of a restaurant reads:
HAPPY HOUR SPECIAL Lobster Tail and Beer
‘Lord almighty’ he says to himself, ‘my three favorite things!!’
Two blondes decided to go out to the county for a hike and to enjoy nature. They
were walking along and admiring all of beauty of the countryside. Suddenly one
blonde looks down and says, “Oh! look! Deer tracks!”
The second blonde says, “Those are not deer tracks, they are rabbit tracks.”
The first blonde says, “No they are deer tracks. There are lots of deer out here.”
The second blonde says, “My father goes hunting all the time, those are rabbit
tracks.”
The first blonde says, “They are too large to be rabbit tracks”
The second blonde says, “I have a book on animals, they are deer tracks”
They argued back and forth like that until the train hit them.
Meeting Satan…
A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the back entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God’s ultimate enemy was in his presence.
So Satan walked up to the man and said, ’Do you know who I am?’
The man replied, ‘Yep, sure do.’
‘Aren’t you afraid of me?’ Satan asked.
‘Nope, sure ain’t.’ said the man.
‘Don’t you realize I can kill you with one word?’ asked Satan.
‘Don’t doubt it for a minute,’ returned the old man, in an even tone.
‘Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for all eternity?’ persisted Satan.
‘Yep,’ was the calm reply.
‘And you ‘re still not afraid?’ asked Satan.
‘Nope,’ said the old man.
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, ‘Why aren’t you afraid of me?’
The man calmly replied, ‘Been married to your sister for 48 years.’
I don’t think probable drug US and gay sex by a married US presidential candidate is ‘crap’ to be ignored.
“That’s not the Larry Sinclair I knew” - Barack redacted Obama.
There. Issue settled.
Right outta the playbook.
Welcome to FR.
Estate planning
Dan was a single guy living at home with his fatherand working in the family business.
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a
wife with which to share his fortune.
One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away. “I may look like just an ordinary man,” he said to her, “but in
just a few years, my father will die, and I’ll inherit 20 million dollars.”
Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at estate planning than men.
What about the Donald Young murder investigation? Where does it stand?
I can’t believe that Obama is not sweating this to some degree. Is this “smear” covered on the website which pretends to deal with the smears levelled at both Obamas?
I guess I could check that out myself.....
The point about what Sinclair says is that it’s either ALL virtually true in every verifiable detail, or it’s all UNTRUE in every detail. “Tell the truth.....it’s easier to remember”, someone once said, and what Sinclair recounts is so fleshed out in names , times and places, and specific acts of behavior, I tend to believe it’s all true, and all remembered, rather than made up. WHY would he make any of this up? What does he stand to gain from it? Are Obama’s opponents “paying him”, this disreputable character, to fabricate this whole incident to undermine his quest for the White House?All of that will certainly be claimed by Team Obama..None of these questions will be asked or answered loud enough so that anyone can hear them, which means the MSM will turn a blind investigative eye to all of it as it goes through the processes these things go through. It will only be reported by the MSM , ‘as a matter of fact’, if any when others prove it, and it does become fact.
A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o’clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman, sort of bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man “Holy CRAP, That must be my husband!”
So the guy quickly jumped out of the bed, scared and naked he jumped out the window like a crazy man. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and then started to run as fast as he could to his car.
A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, “I am your husband.!”
The woman yelled back, “Yeah, then why were you running?”
And that folks............is how the fight started.
Appreciate your humor but it would be nice if you refrained from posting your jokes, trying to hijack the thread.
Lemme guess, you’ll be here all week?
I get the gay sex part - but drug use? No way.
Go away, troll. You are remarkably transparent.
this is a dual post. plenty of enterprising freeper stuff on the other one
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