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To: USAFJeeper

Ladies and Gentlemen:

Its another Larry Sinclair Thread.

What should we do with it??????

Let’s hijack it and turn it into a humor break.

A cowboy is driving down a back road in Texas. A sign in front of a restaurant reads:

HAPPY HOUR SPECIAL Lobster Tail and Beer

‘Lord almighty’ he says to himself, ‘my three favorite things!!’


4 posted on 06/18/2008 9:02:01 PM PDT by american_ranger (Never ever use DirecTV)
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To: american_ranger

Two blondes decided to go out to the county for a hike and to enjoy nature. They
were walking along and admiring all of beauty of the countryside. Suddenly one
blonde looks down and says, “Oh! look! Deer tracks!”

The second blonde says, “Those are not deer tracks, they are rabbit tracks.”

The first blonde says, “No they are deer tracks. There are lots of deer out here.”

The second blonde says, “My father goes hunting all the time, those are rabbit
tracks.”

The first blonde says, “They are too large to be rabbit tracks”

The second blonde says, “I have a book on animals, they are deer tracks”

They argued back and forth like that until the train hit them.


5 posted on 06/18/2008 9:03:54 PM PDT by american_ranger (Never ever use DirecTV)
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To: american_ranger

Even the worst of liars can tell the truth sometimes.


38 posted on 06/18/2008 9:31:05 PM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote.)
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To: american_ranger

BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Man! That is totally unfair!

You need to REALLY put a warning up before you post a joke like that...

Dang it, now I’ve got coffee all over...


91 posted on 06/19/2008 7:13:11 AM PDT by Lord_Baltar
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