Posted on 06/18/2008 12:02:06 PM PDT by abran770
I’m voting for Democrats so I can come up with any irrational conspiracy theory to explain how I am being victimized and no one will blink an eye.
It really wouldn’t be that hard to make that video.
Have a couple of terrorists on there.
“I am voting democrat because Obama is weak, and will let us kill all the Jews we want.”
I’m voting democrat because I don’t want to be responsible for my life, my money, or any children I may father out of wedlock.
I’m voting democrat because I believe the U.S. was brought about by evil forces and should be made defenseless as a means of atonement.
I’m voting democrat because I’m scared to death of what other people in other countries may think of me.
Nice, witty column from young Ben. Title had me worried...
This is a constructive piece. Mock the other side like they mocked you. We did that in Jr. High. Don’t remember it doing much good.
Brilliant!
I am voting Democrat because I want the terrorists to kill me last.
Hey, I want to see a video on TV, cable & the net. I want to hear an ad on radio.
I want a blitz of Why I vote DemocRAT. I want Repubs with some nads.
Guess I won’t get anything I want because I am not a Democrat.
I’m voting Democrat because Obama sounds a lot like Osama.
Also posted here:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2031048/posts
I don’t expect conservatives to copy this slick screed, but it would be nice if they fought back one and a while. Instead we get Liberal Lite, John McCain.
Older couple stated they wanted to pay more in taxes; guy wearing camo, stated that "Harold Ford is right, I really do own too many guns." But the clincher was the bimbo gushing, "I met Harold and the Playboy party! Harold, call me."
It won the election for Bob Corker. Wish the Pubbies had the guts to run those sorts of ads now.
Ever read Edward Berhnays’ book “Propaganda”? It was Goebbel’s gameplan for creating the Nazi propaganda machine — despite the fact Bernays was a Jew.
When Bernays created modern public relations he stressed that people are not motivated to act by ratonality but by emotions. You cannot win an election because you have the best graphs or even the best logic — you win by going deeper into the sub conscious.
You Tube is filling up with all kinds of political satire. Satire that uses ironic wit will sway many voters. Conservatives need to harnes this creative medium themselves or else face losing this November. Remember, soem of these videos are forwarded through MySpace, bulk e-mail lists and Facebook. They can reach thousands in a short time.
I'm voting Democrat because I want Joe "The Plagiarist" Biden as Veep.
I'm voting Democrat because I want John "F'n" Kerry as Sec of State.
I'm voting Democrat because I want Joe "Sweet Tea" Wilson back in the Diplomatic Corps.
I'm voting Democrat because I want Jamie "The Wall" Gorleick as AG.
I'm voting Democrat because I want Richard "Who Me?" Clarke and Valerie "007" Plame back in the intelligence community.
I'm voting Democrat because I want to see William the Impeached and/or Hillary "PIAPS" Clinton in the SCOTUS.
After you get done puking, hold your nose and pull the handle for John McCain.
Little Alex’s mom is going to have a cow when little Alex turns 18 and announces that he’s joined the Army and will be headed for Iraq after boot camp for a little adventure.
I request permission to post some of these fine “I’m voting Democrat...” responses in the comments section of the video.
“I’m voting Democrat, because I for one welcome our new Muslim overlords.”
LOL...article turned out much better than the title implied. Glad I read it first for a change. ;)
I’m voting Democrat because I want to punish the rich for creating jobs and paying the lion’s share of taxes in this country.
I’m voting Democrat because we need the same government that runs the our failing public schools to ruin every other major sector of the economy.
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