UAV Sniper [Appropriately named TAPPS]

Sagetech Corp. ^ | Unk date | Staff

[OnRightOnLeftCoast]

Sagetech Corporation introduces UAV Sniper, a highly accurate unmanned combat air vehicle armed with a 50-caliber sniper weapon system. For the first time, the tactical targeting precision of a field sniper team will be available in an unmanned aerial platform. Employing long-range communication links, a mature system will be operable day and night from control stations thousands of miles distant, undetectably placing sniper shots with perfect confidence.

[OnRightOnLeftCoast]

Imagine being on the hit list and your in a swimming pool? YOWSA!!

[End Times Sentinel]

It’s no match for a camel strapped with dung-dynamite.

[RexBeach]

Obama won’t like this system. It’s capable of killing people with large rounds. He’d rather talk them to death.

[Wally_Kalbacken]

Look out Waleed - we gotz yo numbah!

[E. Pluribus Unum]

I want one.

[Enterprise]

Realization of the UAV Sniper's presence would instil fear in enemy troops and influence their decisions and actions.

LOL - ya think?

Achmed: "Dhimi, go see if the others are in position."

Dhimi: "Praise be to Allah. There is a TAPPS sniper out there. YOU go Achmed."

One shot
One kill
If the bullet don't get ya
Then the hellfire will

[Ainast]

The military always gets the cool toys :-(

[Virulas]

SkyNet will be so pleased with its new toy!

[Dr.Zoidberg]

Achmed, is that a bird up there?

(thump)

Achmed! Mustapha, what happened to Achmed?

(thump)

Um....Mustapha?

(thump)

[BuffaloJack]

I wonder if this baby comes with a silencer.

[MarkT]

I live in New Orleans, another war zone - I should be able to buy one (or two).

[wolfcreek]

Good, as long as we don't find one of these thing having sex with a Predator in a cave somewhere.

T E R M I N A T O R

[TexanToTheCore]

To: the Texas Department of Natural Resources
From: TexanToTheCore

Can y’all certify this new weapons system (TAPPS) for deer hunting in Texas?

Thank you for your consideration,
TexanToTheCore