Ever take that conical poultry rack that comes with it, and stick it on the top charcoal stack, then step back and look at it? I swear it looks like some old Soviet Venus lander from the 1970's. LOL I was thinking about putting a blinking red light on it at night to see how many neighborhood moonbats called the cops. LMAO :-)
How about a nice big bonfire, too? I know where the starter
for that is. Graphite and anodized aluminum impregnated microwave absorber foam cones mounted on 4’ X 8’ plywood. 4 each. Just throw all your scrap wood and garbage on top of the layout. That stuff burns hot, halfway to thermite. Put old couches and various furnature on there too. Maybe that will have to be done in the desert.
Haven’t tried any veggies, will give the onion a try, how long do you cook it and what do you cook along side it (above, below, whatever).