Every night I feed kitten chow to three raccoons, because it has a higher protein content than either cat or dog food. When I set out the food, I call “kitty, kitty” because it sounds more melodious than “here, raccoon” and they don’t know they aren’t kitties.
I like the look of raccoon hats, a la Daniel Boone. Not a fan of the live animal, considering what they’ve done and tried to do to my house. :’(