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Nude maid cleans up, steals $40K
MiamiHerald ^
| 05/28/2008
Posted on 05/28/2008 6:02:25 AM PDT by devane617
A nude maid cleaned up good at a Florida man's home.
The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office says the maid stole more than $40,000 from a Cheval home despite not wearing any clothes.
The 50-year-old man hired the maid through the Internet on Friday to clean his suburban Tampa home.
Authorities said the woman arrived at the home in a one-piece, light colored dress. She took off the dress and cleaned the house for $100 per hour.
Sheriff's office spokeswoman Debbie Carter said the man told deputies he left the maid alone in the bedroom to clean.
When the man's wife came home from vacation, she discovered $40,000 in jewelry missing from their bedroom.
Police are investigating.
TOPICS: News/Current Events; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: fl; florida; maid; nude; theft
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I don't know what to say...
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posted on
05/28/2008 6:02:26 AM PDT
by
devane617
To: devane617
There’s more than one way to define the verb “clean”.
To: devane617
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posted on
05/28/2008 6:04:43 AM PDT
by
phrogphlyer
(These days, common sense is an uncommon virtue.)
To: devane617
Yep, because every day a man hires a maid while his wife is out of town, and she strips naked and goes to the bedroom to “clean”, and he leaves here alone there.
To: devane617
How’d you like to be this guy this week?
40 grand in jewelry missing...
And then the intriguing explanation to his wife about why the maid was naked...and received 100 bucks and hour to clean.
Oy vey!
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posted on
05/28/2008 6:05:09 AM PDT
by
RexBeach
To: devane617
I know what to say....this thread is useless without pictures
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posted on
05/28/2008 6:05:58 AM PDT
by
NRA1995
(Bill Clinton: HILLARY!'s other big ass)
To: RexBeach
I’m sure she left everything very shiny........
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posted on
05/28/2008 6:06:06 AM PDT
by
TexasNative2000
(Is this tagline governed by McCain-Feingold?)
To: devane617
On the way out of the room where did she hide the stuff? Should I ask?
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posted on
05/28/2008 6:06:22 AM PDT
by
commonguymd
(Using the mob torch and pitchfork government lover's method of debate against them in kind.)
To: devane617
9
posted on
05/28/2008 6:07:19 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(NOBODY MOVE!!!!.......I dropped me brain............................)
To: NRA1995
GREAT IDEA!!!! HOLD ON...BE RIGHT BACK...
To: devane617
I don't know what to say... Insurance fraud?
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posted on
05/28/2008 6:07:44 AM PDT
by
Dixie Yooper
(Ephesians 6:11)
To: devane617
I’d say this guy needs to find a good divorce attorney.
To: devane617
Sounds like he lost his shirt.
To: TexasNative2000
I’m sure she left everything very shiny........ Especially the knobs?.....
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posted on
05/28/2008 6:08:32 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(NOBODY MOVE!!!!.......I dropped me brain............................)
To: devane617
Where did she hide the loot?
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posted on
05/28/2008 6:08:51 AM PDT
by
Cincinatus
(Omnia relinquit servare Rempublicam)
To: NRA1995
To: devane617
How did he know she was nude?
$100 an hour? Did he call the right number? That may explain some things.
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posted on
05/28/2008 6:09:17 AM PDT
by
rawhide
To: devane617
Where would she hide the money?
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posted on
05/28/2008 6:09:17 AM PDT
by
Perdogg
(Four years of Carter gave us 29 years of Iran; What will Hilabama give us?)
To: commonguymd
"On the way out of the room where did she hide the stuff? "Maybe she had one of those little tote trays with cleaning supplies and such in it. Likely the guy had his eyes focused "elsewhere" and wouldn't have even noticed.
Just a theory.
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posted on
05/28/2008 6:09:17 AM PDT
by
Pablo64
(What is popular is not always right. What is right is not always popular.)
To: devane617
The report didn’t mention that he rehired her for tomorrow.
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posted on
05/28/2008 6:10:07 AM PDT
by
econjack
(Some people are as dumb as soup.)
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