Still my favorite Vidal moment:
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In what sense did the old queen "know" JFK? Just asking.
Me, at age 13, a very naive kid, watching the Democratic National Convention with my Mother and Father.
Me: "Mom, what's a Crypto Nazi?"
Mom: "It doesn't mean anything, it's just something that man Gore Vidal is calling Bill Buckley to make him angry."
Me: "OK. Mom? What's a queer?"
Mom: "It's what Gore Vidal is."
Dad: "It's like the creepy guy who follows you into the bathroom at Sears."
Me: "Oh."