[N. Theknow]

“Eco-poetics, the intersection of Marxism and poetry”. What kind of job are you qualified to do with a degree in stuff like that?

Forsooth. Wouldst per chance thou wanteth fries with thine lunch?

Here at Chez Mickey D's, twon't costeth thee a bunch.

[randog]

Ah, yes, the Shakespeare-quoting French Fry Chef. Found in the finest diners across the land!